lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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