i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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