he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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