Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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