I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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