I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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