better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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