He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
don't judge my taste in strippers
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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