Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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