dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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