if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
why do cheetos always look like penises
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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