Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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