why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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