I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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