I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's blow job season.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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