His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
