butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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