He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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