My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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