I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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