He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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