Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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