Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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