You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
