how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
the raccoons are back...
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