...so i touched it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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