so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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