ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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