Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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