Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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