Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Too much gin, very little bucket
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
3pm strippers are depressing
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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