somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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