scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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