So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Randomize
