Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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