yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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