If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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