actually, I'm a sock model
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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