i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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