and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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