On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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