i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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