It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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