ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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