Plan B is the new Plan A
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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