i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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