The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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