we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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