a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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