and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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