I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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