That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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