You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
where are you?
Hypothermia
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
