it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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