thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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