I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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